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1. Ekjon mohila ekta notun marcedes kine highway te uthe 50 60 70 chariye 80 mile bege chalate shuru korlen. Garita eto aramdayok je eto jore chalano je beaini shetao tar kheyal roilo na. Ektu porei rear view mirror e dekhlen ekta police er gari tar pichon pichon lal-nil light flash kore ashche. Emnite uni gari thamaten, aaj ki je durbuddhi holo! Uni bhablem policer gari ki ar marcedes er shathe palla diye parbe?? Uni dha kore speed 100 110 mile tule phellen. Police o tar pichon chutlo. Ei rokom minute pachek cholar por mohilatir choitonno holo. Bhablen, eta she ki korche! Bhaba matro brake e pa diye speed komiye garita rastar pashe dar koralen. Policer gari theke namlen ek mohila police. Prothome licence, registration, insurance ittadi dekhe tini bollen, 'amar duty shesh hochche ar pach minuter moddhe. Kono rokom barti jhamela ekhon ami chai na. Tumi 65 miler zone 115 mile bege gari chaliyecho. Tao tomake chere dibo jodi emon kono ojuhat tumi dekhate paro, ja konodin age shunini. Mohila ek muhurto bhablen. Tarpor bollen, shatdin age amar shami ekjon mohila policer shathe paliye gechen. Ami bhabechilum, tumii shei police, amar shamike phirot dite eshecho. Have a good day, bole police chole gelo.
sent by - Taneya, Toronto, ON

2. Boro Luk
Ek sele tar baba ke ask korlo
Sele: BABA ami ki scince, arts, na comarts nebo?
Stupid Baba: shun...Amra holam boro luk...tui 3 tai nibi..taka ja lage ami debo
tui shudhu mon diya pora lekha korbi...kemon?
sent by - Taneya, Ajax

3. Pura paagol
Teacher Bollen bolotho aamar boyosh koto ?? chatro uttor dilo 40. Teacher bollen kibhabe janle? Chatro uttor dilo aamar boro bhai adha paagol tahar boyosh 20. Shay hishabe aapne------.
sent by - Taneya, Ajax

4. tin zon manush k akti biman made korté hobé..1st bondhu chinise oni shob ingine gulu tik tak korlen.2nd bondhu francer oni puro biman color korlen.ar 3rd zon bangladeshi tini ashé bimané (made in bangladesh) liké dilen.
sent by - nadim(nadz, tin bondhu

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